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Joke of the Day
"Girl, are you an ITT Tech degree? Because you're worthless."
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"I forgive and forget, because I have a good heart, and a terrible memory."
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"If only Darwinian theory worked on request."
"Me and my wife are married for so long that she can finish all of my sentences And the middle, sometime even the start, too"
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"What did the devil get arrested for? Possession!"
"How do you know an engineer is an extrovert? He stares at *your* shoes while he talks to you."
"My dad drove in a pothole and his tire popped, this is how it went Badum-tsss"
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