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Joke of the Day

"Me and my wife are married for so long that she can finish all of my sentences And the middle, sometime even the start, too"

"Shoving a hose up someones butt. What a douche move!"

"I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul. Nobody got it."

"You can tell a lot about a person by holding them hostage and asking them questions."

"Where do chickens go to get their coffee? Star- B-BWAKS"

"Why did they plant trees in Harlem? Public transportation."

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped. ;)"

"""Let's take a couple dozen over-stimulated children and give them enough sugar to kill an elephant."" - inventor of the birthday party"

"So crap that it's good (I hope) Whats white and cant climb trees? A fridge -_-"

"I'm getting a prescription for medical fellatio."