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Joke of the Day
"My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned: couldn't concentrate."
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"According to every 80s movie ever, the only way to get home from school is by standing up in the back of a Jeep Wrangler with 5 other people"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cause 7's a nigger."
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"two deer walk out of a gay bar the first deer says to the other, ""man, I can't believe I blew 30 bucks in there""."
"4-year-old: ""Frozen"" is on TV! Me: We have it on DVD. And Blu-ray. And digital download. 4: Yeah, but this one is on right now."
"What's the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother? An Italian mother says ""If you don't eat it I'll kill you."" A Jewish mother says ""If you don't eat it I'll kill myself."""
"What do a wife and a tornado have in common? First, they suck. Then, they blow. Finally, they take half your house."
"Does anyone have the number of a painter/decorator? I really need to get all my windows jammed so they never open again."
"I parked in a disabled space today and a traffic warden shouted, ""Oi, what's your disability?"" I said, ""Tourettes! Now fuck off you c*nt!"""