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Joke of the Day
"Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape."
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"Hamster PickUp Line? If I was a Hamster, and I met a female hamster I liked...id say ""Aye Girl, You From Amsterdam? Cause Hamster Damn!"""
"It would be great to be born on Earth and die on Mars. Preferably not on the point of impact."
"GF asked me where I learned Kama Sutra Told her I studied a broad."
"This is where I draw the line! ________________________________________________________"
"Joined a gym once. 12 bystanders were injured. So much blood. 2 people renounced their faith. At night I still hear the treadmill screaming."
"Church is the worst book club ever. We've been talking about the same book for 2,000 years and most of us still haven't even read it"
"What do you call an aardvark that's just lost a fight? A vark!"
"What do you call a nun in a wheelchair Virgin Mobile"
"How do you make a rave party in Africa? You stick a piece of bread on the ceiling."