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Joke of the Day

"What did the leper say to the prostitute? you can keep the tip"

"First grade teacher asks student what the plural of horse is ""Pregnant whores?"""

"Found $0.83 under my pillow. It appears that I still have all of my teeth so now I'm a little worried about what I was paid for."

"""911, what is your emergency?"" Yes I can't hear my television ""Sir, this is not an emer-"" Someone keeps screaming ""HELP ME!!"" next door"

"Science builds airplanes and skycrapers Faith brings them together"

"[META] Please stop joking about Chris Brown beating Rihanna It's not funny when people keep beating a dead horse."

"How is the Torah like Kidz Bop? It's for yids, by yids!"

"Smiling releases endorphins in your body, which relieves stress. All I have to do now is explain that to my proctologist when he's done."

"A naked woman robbed a bank.. Nobody could remember her face."

"Why did the christian girl like to be choked during sex? So she could be closer to God."