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Joke of the Day
"I found Zoloft delays my orgasm Ey, Jack, you late."
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"How do make a woman blind? Stick a car windshield in front of her face."
"Why do jews get so little annuity? Because they only worked from 38 to 45"
"My grandfather had alzheimers..."
"Maybe if I swallow enough magnets I'll become attractive."
"""Sooo sorry I fell asleep during your wedding. It was rude but your vows were like SO long. Anyway, you may now kiss the bride"""
"If Hillary wins, I'm leaving the country. If Trump wins, I'm leaving the country. It's not like I don't like either one. I just love to travel."
"Why do you keep going back to that fishing website? I can't help it I'm hooked."
"Dr. Frankenstein entered a bodybuilding competition... ...and discovered that he'd gravely misunderstood the objective."
"Imagine a bunch of Italian mobsters tiptoeing and trying not to giggle as they gingerly place a horse head in bed with a sleeping guy."