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Joke of the Day
"I found Zoloft delays my orgasm Ey, Jack, you late."
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"Two guys are walking when they come across a dog on the sidewalk, licking his balls. One guys says, ""I wish I could do that."" The other guy says, ""You better pet him first to make sure he's friendly."""
"What does Green Day say before bed? Green night"
"What's the most unsatisfying prank?"
"And satan said ""let all the opinions of strangers on social media have an absurdly large effect on you"" and it was so"
"""It's a banana in my pocket"" ""May I remind the defendant that he's under oath?"" *averts eyes* ""I'm glad to see you"""
"What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government? An anarchid."
"I have sexdaily... I mean dyslexia fcuk!!! >_<"
"The person who invented the door knock won the No-bell prize."
"A Roman Walks into a Bar He holds up two fingers, and says ""'l'll Have 5 Beers Please"""