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Joke of the Day

"FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves you? SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bingo ! Bingo who ? Bingo'ng to come and see you for ages !"

"What do you call a german who is afraid of enclosed spaces? Klaustrophobic"

"[TRIGGER WARNING] If I had a dollar for every gender... I would have 2 dollars."

"2 scientists walk into a bar... The first one says ""I'll have some H2O"", the second one says ""I'll have some H2O too"". The bartender looks at them and says ""Are you two idiots talking about water?"""

"Have you ever had sex while camping? Its fucking intense."

"Has anyone here ever tried Ethiopian food? They haven't either."

"I organized a threesome for (NAME)'s last night of freedom. There were a couple of no-shows, but he still had fun."

"What's 8 inches long, rock hard and full of sperm The sock under my bed"

"When is a fetus viable? To a Christian, it's the moment of conception. To a Jew, it's when he graduates from medical school. -my mom heard this on the radio"