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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Bingo ! Bingo who ? Bingo'ng to come and see you for ages !"

"Got pretty embarrassed at the party last night. Totally looked like I peed my pants 'cuz I spilled my glass of pee into my lap"

"I've come to realize my job, building glass work tops, is clearly counter productive."

"What's gray and comes in quarts? An elephant."

"Got a great book of Ebay ""How To Improve Your memory"" But for the life of me I can not remember where I left the fucking thing"

"It's nice finding people from our past. I'm still trying to find the girl from elementary school that couldn't stop sucking her thumb."

"What do you call am alligator in a vest? An illogical situation imagined by a child."

"One Direction broke up Everything was just going south."

"The only clowns I'm afraid of... Are the ones running for president"

"What happened when the joker dropped an elephant carrying a ten ton weight on Batman and Robin? They became flatman and ribbon. /u/realhermit has left the building."