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Joke of the Day

"Why is it illegal to masturbate on an airplane? Because its high jacking."

"I was charged for dental floss during my most recent visit to the dentist. The dentist said he was changing the office's philos phy"

"What do you call a make-believe country for wizards? A magi nation"

"Why don't they play CS:GO in the jungle? too many cheetahs"

"Sex is like a gas station..!! Sometime you get full service... Sometimes you gotta ask for service and sometimes you have to be happy with self service.!"

"Three Blondes Walk Into A Bar Thought one of them would have seen it"

"I love it when I run into people I know at my psychiatrist's office... Because I'm like, ""Hey, you're crazy too? Cool."""

"ME: im nervous GIRLFRIEND: dont be M: what are some of his interests GF: he likes football [later] GF'S DAD: nice to meet u M: *tackles him*"

"So I finally decided to read one of Freud's books today... It's been shitting on my self for awhile now."

"What did Melania Trump have on her Black Friday shopping list? A copy of everything Michelle Obama had on her list"