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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac? You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog."

"""Go-go-gadget meaningful relationship with daughter,"" the Inspector whispered to his cell phone. But it didn't ring."

"Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit? To the morgue."

"My computer crashed and now all the other computers have slowed down so they can see what's happening."

"What do you get when eating toast in bed? Un-crumb-fortable"

"What do you call two stoners sharing a joint over dessert? Joint custardy"

"The doctor said I have only a month to live so I shot him. the judge gave me 50 years"

"what do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! :D"

"Bad jokes are hereditary They pun in the family."

"Sent him a pic and he replied ""BOOM!!"" Trying to figure out if that means he liked it or he threw himself on a grenade."