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Joke of the Day

"If you want her - tell her. If you need her - show her. If you yearn for her - touch her. Just make sure her husband's not at home."

"A man goes on reddit to read some jokes Only to find out that the same jokes keep appearing on every page!"

"[ANTI-JOKE]So a man walks into a bar. So a man walks into a bar and.....his drinking habits are tearing his family apart."

"[dinner party] *removing myself from table* Excuse me, I have to take this. *picks up host's dog* *leaves*"

"C sections. They really take it out of you."

"Robin Williams apparently commited suicide last night. His brothers, Venus and Serena, are said to be distraught."

"What does an egg say when it gets punched in the stomach? Oeuf!"

"Kryptonite They call my dick Kryptonite, Because not even Superman can handle it. Boom!"

"What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter."

"Next time you get in a fight with your girl.. Go tighten all the lids on the jars."