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Joke of the Day

"An elephant, a 500lb gorilla, and a naked emperor walk into a room Nobody says a thing."

"I started carrying a knife after an attempted mugging Ever since then, my muggings have been a lot more successful!"

"What did the young boy say to the pedophile who's dick was soft? Nothing, he died choking on cum."

"Before Wallmart existed you had to buy a ticket to see the circus."

"Difference between a newspaper and a TV..... Have you ever tried swatting a fly with a television?"

"I tried telling my friend from down south how becoming blood brothers works. He couldn't understand the concept because they were all related already."

"What happened when the cannibal crossed the Atlantic on the QE2? He told the waiter to take the menu away and bring him the passenger list!"

"Girl: I like guys with six-packs... Guy: *opens refrigerator*"

"You think your wife is crazy now? Try divorcing her"

"I inform my 4 year old that she's going to a friend's house 5 minutes before we leave so she only asks me when we're going 6000 times."