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Joke of the Day

"Brain: no Heart: yes Foot: don't ask me I'm a foot"

"I'm sure I have annoying habits as well but lately my wife is doing this thing where she ages."

"What do you call a baker with red hair? A ginger bread man"

"I know Karate... ...And like two other Japanese words."

"My mother once told me to get rid of the assholes in my life She then complains that I never contact her."

"If I had a dollar... If i had a dollar for every racist comment i've ever made, a black guy would probably mug me."

"My public masturbation was going smoothly until.. ..I got off on a tan gent"

"If you catch Chuck Norris sleeping he will grant you one wish.... if your wish is dying."

"I've started seeing someone about my porn addiction. Her name's Brandy."

"I used to know a real good joke about the Jonestown Massacre... Man, it was a good one too. The punchline was killer."