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Joke of the Day
"My friend got attacked by a bear recently It was really grizzly."
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"I legally changed my name to Edward Genocide... ...you can call me Ed G."
"What is dementia? I forget"
"I'd rather have a bottle in-front-of-me ... than a frontal lobotomy."
"If Donald Trump becomes the President of the United States of America... ...there will be hell toupee!"
"What's the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a pot of glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna."
"What do you get when you cross Prince Charles and the Queen? Killed in a tunnel."
"why you shouldnt drink around gays because you may wake up with an empty wallet and a sore ass"
"Say ""beer can"" with an Australian accent. You just said ""bacon"" with a Jamaican accent"
"Man: You've brought religion into my life. Woman: Really? How? Man: Until I met you, I didn't believe in Hell."