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Joke of the Day
"Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a Registered Six Offender."
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"What is the best part of a blowjob? The 15 minutes of silence."
"Q: What's green and has wheels? A: Grass. I lied about the wheels."
"I'm pro-choice; pro-life is for babies."
"What do a necrophiliac and an alcoholic have in common? They both like to crack open a cold one"
"Why was the centipede late ? Because he was playing ""This little Piggy"" with his baby brother !"
"What do you call a stupid, ugly, fat cow that gives birth to idiots that don't know when their own mother is being insulted? Your mom."
"Helen Keller I pushed Helen Keller into a ditch in the middle of the woods, she screamed and screamed until her hands hurt."
"I'd rather be an outlaw than an in-law."
"A double whammy What's black on the bottom and white on top? Apartheid America. What's white on the bottom and black on top? A prison shower."