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Joke of the Day

"Helen Keller I pushed Helen Keller into a ditch in the middle of the woods, she screamed and screamed until her hands hurt."

"Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they were veloco*raptured*."

"The awkward moment when you realize you have a lot in common with the person you hate."

"I hate jokes that leaves you hanging. They [Deleted]"

"With the terror and all the negative things going on in the world today, it's remarkable that Charlie Sheen is able to stay positive."

"Punish your cat by lint rolling him until he is completely gone."

"Strange trend at my office... People are naming food in the break room refrigerator. Today I ate a sandwich named ""Kevin""."

"It was the Busta Rhymes, it was the Worsta Rhymes."

"What is Peter Pan's favorite place to eat? Wendy's"

"Did you know that Stalin had a girlfriend that cheated on him? You know what, don't worry about it. She's out of the picture now anyway."