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Joke of the Day

"I saw an Asian man jerking off in a starbucks Called him a Fappenchino."

"I like my women like my coffee, hot, black, and bitter."

"What did the Buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison"

"My friend fell into a vat of chemicals. Ironically, it was his quick reaction that killed him."

"I was changing some fuses at Buzzfeed... ... Number 14 shocked me."

"I'd like to have a kid but I'm not sure I'm ready to spend ten years of my life constantly asking someone where their shoes are."

"Two Pokemon players run right into each other, what does the one say to the other? This is Onixceptable."

"Why was the tea so obstinate? Because it was steeped in tradition."

"What do you call a bra? A boobie trap. Thanks 3rd grade nephew."

"Me: *braids girl's hair* Girl: *turns around, terrified* Me: The movie was boring me... *leans back in seat* *eats popcorn*"