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Joke of the Day
"I used to go to Weight Watchers to meet women. There were tons of girls there, just not very many."
Next Joke
"Did you hear that the BBC have sacked Bob the Builder? They feel they can no longer trust a children's TV star who claims to be able to 'fix it'"
"Did you hear the joke about the sewing machine? It'll leave you in stitches!"
"What was Carl Sagan's favorite drink? Cosmos."
"[Job interview] ""What are your strengths?"" Me: I fall in love easily. ""Erm, okay... what are your weaknesses?"" Me: Those blue eyes of yours."
"The secret to having all of your dreams come true is to keep changing your dreams to something that's just about to happen anyway."
"What did the miner say when he struck gold? Au, yeah!"
"German for 'constipated'. farfrompoopin"
"My girlfriend knows I love pinball, so she uses just 3 words to let me know when it's sexy time. ""Lock is lit"""
"What do you get for breaking news? Newscasts"