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Joke of the Day
"How does a baby Wookie get around? Ewoks"
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"No one J.D. should have all that power and associates."
"What did the Russian man say to the boy after he did nice for someone? That was *Cher-i-nobyl* of you"
"An Neutron Walks Into a Bar He asks the bartender, ""How much for a drink?"" The bartender replies, ""For you? No charge."""
"How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove box."
"OMG. My wife's boyfriend made such a fuss when I told his parents at dinner about how noisy those two are in bed."
"Yo momma cooks so bad... The flys all chipped in and fixed the screen door. >we're here all night, don't forget to tip your waiter!!"
"Did you hear about the two gay Irishmen? Patrick Fitzgerald and Gerald Fitzpatrick."
"What if we all do not exist and God is alone just imagining us?"
"Why do emo's always act so sour? Because you can't spell Lemon without emo."