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Joke of the Day

"I think that's enough coffee. I can hear my cells dividing."

"Tell me a sick joke Whatever type of 'sick' humor - gross, racist, etc. All is fair on this thread."

"4:04 AM Error! Sleep not found!"

"I have Note 7...I have a charger....ugh... Bomb has been planted."

"Why was the menopausal hooker so noisy in the sack? Whore moans"

"What do you call a 5 year-old with no friends? [offensive] A sandy hook survivor."

"I can count the number of times I actually used a flyer on one hand... And still have five fingers remaining."

"If you really love someone never let them out your basement."

"Want to hear a bird joke? Oops i forgot it. *Hawkward*."

"Did you hear about the prize-winning author that got a chicken in the mail? It was a pullet surprise!"