35909
Joke of the Day
"4:04 AM Error! Sleep not found!"
Next Joke
"Never have sex after getting a concussion. It's fucking confusing."
"The invention of the broom may have swept the nation... ... but the invention of the Galaxy Note 7 really set the world on fire"
"It's a doge eat doge world out there. Such cutthroat. Very survival of the fitter"
"\What is the leading cause for pedophelia? Sexy kids."
"I asked my best friend if he was gay or not. I never got a straight answer."
"Two individuals decide to spend Ramadan together... They were fast friends!"
"I joke but this Scotland thing is nuts. I mean...imagine if Canada ever tried to secede from the U.S."
"My GPS stopped working this morning and I'm going to the mall to get a new one I really hope someone with a TomTom left their car unlocked"
"What's the difference between Donald Trump and Moby Dick? Moby is just named Dick but Trump is an actual dick."