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Joke of the Day
"If Keanu Reeves was born with two X chromosomes, what would he be? A whoa-man."
Next Joke
"What do you get if you cross a rhetorical question and a joke?"
"What's the longest word in the English language? A native Texan saying, ""Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttt."""
"How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem? He worked it out with a pencil!"
"Im having a Shitty day.... Tell me a yoke"
"*attaches canes horizontally to dozens of old man walkers *watches slowest jousting match ever"
"Lady GaGa is easily the scariest of all the Muppets."
"people of reddit... You copy my jokes, You paste my links, You bury my comments. Godmam it, and my mom made every one pie, sleep over at my house..."
"I love kale... Just as long as the K is silent."
"Mother's Day is once a year... But Sunday is once a week!"