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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a grumpy girl's desk? A periodic table."
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"If goldfish crackers actually tasted like goldfish-- wait, I just realized I've never tasted a goldfish. What if the crackers are accurate?"
"""Penguins mate for life. Isn't that romantic?"" You open your mouth to answer but I spit my chewed up cake into it. ""You're my penguin."""
"Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies? I want that job. I could really screw with some people."
"What do you call an old snowman? Water."
"I want to start an irritable bowel support group called fecal matters"
"Rene Descartes walks into a bar... The bartender asks ""Want something to drink?"". Decartes replies ""I think not"", and disappears."
"My girlfriend kept putting off sex until tomorrow... ...but tomorrow never cums"
"Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? To remind black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers."
"Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo? A cub reporter."