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Joke of the Day
"Nobody's abs are good enough to convince anyone to move to Iowa."
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"Why was the guitarist arrested? Because he was fingering A minor..."
"""You miss 100% of the shots you don't take"" is terrible advice for a recovering alcoholic."
"Having a ""20 items or less"" express lane at Wal-Mart is pointless when your customers don't know how to count."
"What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet? The finish line of the Boston Marathon."
"My anti bacterial hand wash promises to kill germs & moisturise at the same time. Such violence & nurturing from the one product."
"My SO just left me for a guy with a conjoined twin. She says he's twice the man I am."
"Tv: The abominable snowman is very dangerous ""Obamanible snowman...?"" *obama walks in* Everything okay joe? *nervously* ""Uh yeah just fine"""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Chocs ! Chocs who ? Chocs away !"
"Whats the German version of silent night? Kristall nacht"