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Joke of the Day
"Why was the guitarist arrested? Because he was fingering A minor..."
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"Dark comedy is like food Not everyone gets it."
"So I saw an internet survey the other day... and apparently 99.87% of the population was born on the 1st of January! How very strange!"
"10, 27, 28, 30, 32 walk into a bar... 10 says ""I'm drinking age, I swear!"" The bartender says ""Outlier!"""
"Difference between a nun and a nympho in a bath One has a Soul full of hope..."
"What do you do if you come across a tiger? Wipe it off and apologise."
"I like my coffee how I like my Death Stars: Gigantic, on the Dark Side and powerful enough to destroy a planet."
"a guy with bdsm fetish plays COD whats his favorite mode? DOMINATION"
"Hey can you pick up summa of the way home? Me: Hey, on your way hone can you pick up summa? Wife: Summa what? Me: Summa DEEZ NUTS"
"I dumped my blind fiance yesterday. She never saw it coming."