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Joke of the Day

"ME: want anything for breakfast? BOSS: just banana [struggling to hold office door shut] ANA: let me in! ME: sorry boss said to ban you"

"Who cooks in a lesbian relationship? No one, they both eat out."

"What's the fastest way to heaven? It depends on the flight delays."

"Don't forget that alcohol helps to remove the stress, the bra, the panties and many other problems."

"The 2016 election What a joke, am I right?"

"What did Wendy do when she first saw Captain Hook? She Peedherpants"

"Tiger Woods: cool name, scary place"

"What's the difference between my meat and my wife? Nothing. I beat both."

"How can you tell that the movie Martian is not realistic? Because Americans use imperial unit system."

"How many animals can you fit into a pair of pantyhose? 10 little piggies, 2 calves, a beaver, an ass, some hares, and a fish that no one can seem to find."