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Joke of the Day
"Three men walk into a bar... One ducks."
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"What is green and slimy and smells like bacon? Kermit the frog's finger..."
"People who say ""the future is now"" don't understand how time works."
"Why does Woody Harrelson's wife call him Moses? Because he Ramparts the red sea each month"
"Hey guy that puts the stickers on tomatoes, nobody likes you."
"What kind of coffee do terrorists hate? French press. (Too soon?)"
"sorry, standing outside your house with a sign that says ""prom?"" was probably a confusing way to ask u what prom means"
"What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear? The pair with no sole."
"Imagine how much self-control the people who make bubble wrap must have."
"Everyone has the right to be stupid, but you are abusing the privilege!"