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Joke of the Day

"Trojan condoms were named after a city that was maliciously and deceitfully entered and then burned to the ground? Hmmm...."

"Frog in a car A frog is driving a car when it breaks down. So what happens? It gets toad away."

"Hey guys wanna watch a girl feel herself up? Hide her cell phone."

"You know you spend way too much time on Twitter when your wife asks what you're doing online and ""porn"" is a better answer."

"How do you get certified as an interior decorator? You don't pull out"

"An angel in heaven was welcoming a new arrival. ""How did you get here?"" he asked. And the new angel replied ""Flu..."""

"What's a Canadian's favorite board game? Sorry!"

"What's the worst thing your wife can say during sex Honey I'm home"

"Why did Tigger shoot Pooh? He had an itchy Tigger finger?"

"I hate when I walk in on another guy in a bathroom stall and, since we're both on our phones, neither of us notices until I sit on his lap."