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Joke of the Day

"Why do people love their smartphones so much? Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)"

"It's just an alarm clock Really, it is. http://imgur.com/tdZrIAB"

"A gymnast walks into a bar...(X-Post from /r/funny) He gets a two-point deduction and ruins all chances of a medal."

"What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News? ""We're going to build a wall"""

"""The iPad is a bigger version of the iPod touch.""Yep, and my dick is a bigger version of urs.Think about that while I go do big dick things."

"What's the difference between the US and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture."

"They don't set the bar very high in Ireland... It makes the leprechauns angry."

"I wanted to know the meaning of earthenware, so I opened the dictionary at the EA section. Unfortunately, I needed to pay micro-transactions to access it."

"What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common? They both got accepted to Yale."

"In 1911: Dracula used to drink virgin girls blood ... In 2012: he died of hunger."