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Joke of the Day

"What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News? ""We're going to build a wall"""

"Nintendo Did you hear about the guy who married his Nintendo? Apparently he did it on Wed-Nes-day."

"LISTEN LADY IF YOU DIDN'T WANT ME SITTING ON YOUR BABY YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE CALLED ASKING FOR A BABYSITTER"

"Why shouldn't you listen to people who have just come out of the swimming pool? Because they are all wet."

"If you remove ET from the alphabet, how many letters are still there in the alphabet? 21, because ET left Earth in a UFO."

"People are always asking me for advice. I finally have some to give: Make every light switch a dimmer switch."

"What did the heatsink say to the CPU? ""I'm a huge fan!"""

"Whenever I go for a jog and it's raining, I like to pretend that someone killed my family and I have to get strong and avenge their death."

"Wanna hear a construction joke? Oh wait, I'm working on it"

"So I was outside on the farm yesterday when this cow comes charging at me and attempts to jump over the barbed wire fence... It was an udder disaster."