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Joke of the Day
"What did the Annoying Orange say on Fox News? ""We're going to build a wall"""
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"Ask a girl if she wants to dance. If she says yes then start shooting at her feet. Congratulations you are now Yosemite Sam"
"""I can try"" is a great response to invitations because you're not even committing to trying."
"5 Second Fiction Thirty Two Yes she had once said ""Not if you were the last man on Earth"" but Barry was sure the actual Apocalypse had changed that."
"one time a friend asked me ""how are you still single?!"" and the list of reasons is still compiling in my head"
"A woman ran out of toothpicks... Woman: Nanny! Why do we always ran out of toothpicks? Nanny: I don't know maam. I always return it after using."
"How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore? He/she barely even cuts it anymore."
"For a guy that could change water into wine, I'm surprised Jesus only got hammered once."
"I just watched a documentary about ships... ...riveting..."
"There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall, and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh? meat"