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Joke of the Day

"I wanted to make a chemistry joke... But I'm too basic."

"My friend decided to become an astrophysicist instead of an engineer. I guess you could say he got sucked into black holes."

"If I can, and you can why Clark Kent?"

"What do Harry Potter and Kermit the frog have in common? Hogwarts"

"Why do we PARK on a DRIVEway, but my mom's boyfriend Craig won't let me call him Dad when we hug?"

"Judge ""Why are you divorcing her?"" Me ""She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody."" J ""You get half her stuff."" *air guitar solo*"

"Boy: Dad Dad come out. My sister's fighting this ten foot gargoyle with three heads. Dad: No I'm not coming out. She's going to have to learn to look after herself."

"I just finished writing a book on dolphins. I should have used paper."

"If you ever see three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument a bank has just been robbed"

"My girlfriend got D for Christmas from her Math teacher."