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Joke of the Day

"A man goes to the doctors... and says ""I think I'm a moth"" The Doctor says, ""I think you need to see a psychiatrist about that"". The man says, ""Yeah I was on my way but I saw your light was on""."

"After eating Thanksgiving at my house, my friends are always asking me how I prepare the turkey... ...easy, I tell the bird he is going to die."

"What is E.T short for? He only has little legs."

"You know what they say about citing a source with more than 2 authors.. It's not hard et al."

"I recently bought some shoes from my drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."

"What is the best thing about kids? Making them!"

"I've been squeezing the last drop of toothpaste from this tube for over a month now."

"The grammar teacher said ""In English, two negatives make an affirmative, but two affirmatives never make a negative."" A student replied... ""Yeah, right!"""

"Donut that is out of this world!!! What do you call a donut that is out of this world? -----Astronaut-----"

"My sex life is like 9/11... ...It happened a while ago, and it could happen again any day now, but men and women around the world are doing their best to prevent it from ever happening again."