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Joke of the Day

"Why did Moses see a burning bush as God? Because God planned on giving him his first tablets then. The mistake? They were Samsung Galaxy Note tablets."

"- Who likes music? - asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor."

"What do you call a camel with three humps? Pregnant."

"What's the difference between a snowman and snow-women? Snow-balls."

"When you're feeling bored and unsatisfied with life, just remember... That there are some people who think Golf is interesting."

"The batteries on my camcorder died halfway through my wife's wedding speech. I'm never going to hear the end of it."

"Buddha is not a god But he sure looks like he ate one"

"I can't wait for my grandma to ask me repeatedly why I don't have a boyfriend ""because I'm such a pretty girl"". I'm a psycho, grandma."

"There's no greater waste of time in life than wishing a one-year-old a happy birthday."

"What do you call a group of babies? The infantry."