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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a group of babies? The infantry."
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"Nothing embarrasses a psychic more than a surprise party."
"What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene? Turn off all the lights."
"My apathy is at an all time whatever."
"Did you hear about the woman who died in an Italian restaurant? She pasta way."
"Going to Walmart to boost my confidence and kill my sex drive."
"Just heard about this teacher who had sex with his student. Another reason I won't send MY dog to obedience school"
"I think we should hear adeles boyfriends songs before we pick sides."
"Why did the condom fly away? It got pissed off."
"What do you get when you cross an octopus and a cow? A stern letter from the ethics committee and an immediate cessation of funding. *stolen from I Fucking Love Science"