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Joke of the Day
"Why are all the best Jazz musicians brown? Because they're great at scatting."
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"When I ask my wife if she wants help, she changes the subject and asks if a bear shits in the woods, like I'm some sort of bear scientist."
"What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing...it just let out a little wine."
"Wanna Know SomeThing Funny? My Amount Of Karma."
"A Jewish guy at my restaurant loves croutons Specifically, burnt croutons. I can understand why, he knows their pain"
"i would rather have 4 tiny ice cream cones instead of 1 regular sized ice cream cone that is something i feel strongly about 2day thank u"
"Paedophiles are a myth paedophiles are a myth and ya nan is a terrorist."
"rumours - Moishe, when you're not at home, the neighbors are spreading rumors about you! - Oh, when I'm not at home, let them even beat me!"
"Left a plaster cast of my mouth at the bakery so they know exactly how big to bake the cupcakes"
"Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding? He heard the reception was going to be terrible..."