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Joke of the Day

"Why are all the best Jazz musicians brown? Because they're great at scatting."

"Him: I won't bore you with the details. Me: Too late for that."

"What is long and yellow and always points north? A magnetic banana."

"I used to be addicted to soap.... I'm clean now."

"Yesterday I farted in an apple store and everyone got mad at me Not my fault that they don't have windows."

"A Jewish joke (as told by Sigmund Freud) One Jew says to another, ""Have you taken a bath?"" The other replies: ""No. Is one missing?"" From *Wit and Its Relation to the Unconscious*"

"What is the difference between an Israeli and an Israelite? Israelites contain about 20% less fat."

"A man with a marine biology fetish comes back from vacation. His friends greet him with a warm whale cum."

"Did you hear 50 Cent was selling concert tickets for just $0.45 cents?! It was featuring nickleback..."

"Why was the girl's bellybutton bruised? Because her boyfriend was blind."