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Joke of the Day

"Why wasn't the Achilles invited into the body? Because it was already attendin'."

"""Get a womb!"" - me when I see two newborns making out."

"*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*"

"What do the final scene of titanic and the iPhone 7 have in common? They both could've fit the jack"

"Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony? He was feeling a little horse."

"What do feminists search for on scavenger hunts? Reasons to be offended."

"Are those your discarded fingernails on this bus seat or are you just happy to watch me throw up my breakfast?"

"What did the Chinese guy say to his wife after her botched plastic surgery? Honey, why the wrong face?"

"What's the one good thing about pedophiles? They drive slow in school zones"

"10 Seldom-Used Batteries that Might be Depleted... #7 will shock you!"