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Joke of the Day

"What does a panda say when it's out of food? Chute"

"Hell hath no fury like woman tagged in a Facebook photo that makes her look fat."

"Just witnessed the shortest ever dispute in court about a guy who supposedly stole a woman's bag. It was a briefcase."

"What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building? Tosses them off."

"""We're still looking for a side project"" Tornado: *raises hand* we could flip houses ""We've been over this, it's not what you think it is"""

"I hate girls that complain about being single every 3 minutes. 90% of my socks are single & you don't see them crying about it."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beggar ! Beggar who ? Beggar you don't know !"

"A man goes to the doctor and says; Patient: wow, this has to be the smallest doctor's office in the world. Doctor: Get the f*** out of here! I'm taking a shit!"

"Difference between a 4 year old and a nightclub? I don't need a bottle of lube to get into a nightclub."

"What happens if you steal in Afghanistan? You get Talibanned"