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Joke of the Day

"""We're still looking for a side project"" Tornado: *raises hand* we could flip houses ""We've been over this, it's not what you think it is"""

"What's a polar bear? A rectangular bear after a co&ouml;rdinate transform."

"I learned from 'The Exorcist' That when it comes to souls, possession is 9/10 of the law. Changed slightly from a comment made by /u/boobiesucker"

"Will glass coffins be popular in future? Remains to be seen."

"What do you call a skinny Pakistani cow? A moo-slim."

"Why does the Easter Bunny go around hiding all those eggs? Because he doesn't want everyone to know that he's been fucking that chicken."

"Places in Japan nowadays have banned some of the traditional Martial Arts, They have adopted a strictly no Kendo attitude"

"I recently found out that my aunt is both a bigot and illiterate when... she refused to shop at the local fabric store because they were having a sale, but it was only for muslins."

"Did you know princess diana was on the radio during her car accident? She was also on the dash, windshield and the hood"

"what do you tell a girl with two black eyes...? nothing, you already told her twice"