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Joke of the Day
"What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone? You-Rang-a-Tang?"
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"My friend kees saying ' cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole of water' I know he means well."
"""who can I count on to volunteer for this project?"" *slumps out of chair and slowly army crawls out of conference room*"
"I wonder if Satan ever gets tired of getting Xmas letters from dyslexic kids."
"What do you call a Paraplegic runner? A Boston Marathon Victim."
"A recently fired stock trader said: ""This is worse than a divorce, I have lost everything and I still have my wife!"" "
"What do you call an aardvark that's just won a fight? A well 'aardvark!"
"I started calling my wife ""Zika""... ...so that I could just get a little head, baby."
"Just took my girlfriend to the movies and now I'm $10,000 in debt."
"When I punish my future kids I wont just take their phone I'm gonna be them on social media & just comment ""nice"" on everyones old pool pics"