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Joke of the Day

"Who was King Author's most well rounded Knight? Sir Cumference."

"Never borrow money from a zombie: they almost always want to be paid back in brains"

"What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?"

"[NSFW] What does a condom and a wife have in common? They both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."

"Man, just think how crazy Gollum goes on the 5th day of Christmas."

"Why can't Java programmers see well? Because of the eclipse"

"How are a homosexual and a tumbleweed alike? They keep blowing and blowing until they end up on a fence in Wyoming."

"What do you call a Chinese man with a bad internet connection? Hi Ping"

"How does a girl vampire flirt? She bats her eyes."

"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wiped his ass."