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Joke of the Day
"Your mom dropped you off today... She was fined for littering"
Next Joke
"My sister is moaning and screaming because she's sick. Good thing that her boyfriend is there to comfort her."
"I'd like to see Batman and Robin fight crime in places that need it the most. ""Hey Batman!"" ""Yeah, Robin?"" ""Didn't we park the Batmobile here?"""
"Xanax: For Hispanic attacks."
"My Neighbor's House Based on the sounds coming from my neighbors house, they're either having amazing sx or putting together a dresser from Ikea."
"I heard a joke about corn the other day. It was amaizeing"
"I bet hipsters love Mondays just to be ironic, but mostly because they're unemployed."
"If you think sex is just filling her hole Then you're a civil engineer, not a lover"
"Jokes are like farts, if you have to force it, its probably shit"
"Happy Easter And to the Jews, better luck next time"