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Joke of the Day
"Frozen (2013): A girl with magical powers causes adults to talk nonstop about a movie for children"
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"To catch a woman, one must think like a woman. *places glass of wine, and Channing Tatum dvd on mouse trap"
"I found a hole in my trainer that's big enough to put my finger through. One formal complaint from her, and I'm now banned from the gym."
"Bad day? Just remember, there are folks that have their ex's name tattooed on their body. Merica."
"Of all the bands named after handicapped jungle animals, Def Leppard is my favorite."
"Why don't spies meet at bars. The beer is tapped. (Please develop this joke. I made it up last night whilst drinking, but nobody laughed.)"
"Me: Sorry, my son spilled the water Waiter: No problem, I'll get you a new one Me: [grabbing his arm] Make sure this one likes sports"
"What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)"
"A blonde orders a pizza A blonde orders a pizza and is asked if she wants it cut into six or 12 pieces. She responds, ""Six, please. I could never eat 12 pieces."""
"Why was the blind guy always so happy? He couldn't see any reason not to be!"