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Joke of the Day
"Bad day? Just remember, there are folks that have their ex's name tattooed on their body. Merica."
Next Joke
"You can say what you want about pedophiles ...but at least they drive slowly around schools and playgrounds."
"Little kids will love this one .... promise ... How high does a frog stand in the water? Knee-deep."
"Why is marriage is like an alarm clock? After the ring, you wake up!"
"What's green, fuzzy and could kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table"
"Q: How does a wizard keep his potions safe from burglary? A: With a warlock."
"Did you hear about the party thief? I mean I've seen some crazy people at parties, but this guy definitely takes the cake."
"What's the difference between batman and a black man? Batman can go out at night without Robin."
"I usually like to go fishing... Just for the halibut"
"Three old men are sitting on a bench One says, ""Windy today."" Another says, ""No you idiot, it's Thursday."" The third one says, ""Me too. Let's go get a beer."""