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Joke of the Day

"How do you circumscize a redneck? By kicking his sister's jaw."

"I went to the doctor yesterday. He said that I had contracted a very serious illness. I then told him that I wanted a second opinion. He told me 'All right, you're ugly as well'."

"How do you call a beautiful feminist? An oxymoron"

"How many potatoes does it take to kill and Irishman? None. Happy St. Patrick's Day everyone!"

"What do you call a midget psychiatrist on the run from the law? A small medium at large."

"When do ghosts usually appear? Just before someone screams."

"I am better off now than I was 4 beers ago..."

"Apparently im amazing at managing my credit card My bank keeps sending me letters saying my account is outstanding"

"Ruffled feathers ahead. What do you call a woman that is never late, can actually drive a car and doesn't need help killing spiders? Bruce Jenner."

"Just sent my boss an email that said ""Keep me coming"" instead of ""Keep 'em coming."" So, that's fun."