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Joke of the Day

"Limbaugh is leaving the US because of Health Care Reform? Well good luck finding a country with indoor plumbing but no socialized medicine!"

"Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room! Ghost: Don't worry ma'am I'm just passing through."

"I bought what I thought was a Burger King But infact it was just a little Wimpy."

"Bro do you even watch The Notebook and weep softly, mourning the eternal nature of love juxtaposed against the fallibility of memory, bro?"

"What do you call a gay wizard? A Broromancer"

"Exposure has never been higher, tourism Sierra Leone created ebola... The most effective 'viral' marketing campaign of all time."

"What's the difference between a joke and 3 cocks? Your mom can't take a joke."

"so apparently there isnt an app for pancreatic cancer. Ironic that something abbreviated PC killed Steve Jobs, does anyone think his funeral will be a flash affair?"

"An unemployed guy gets a call from the lady at the Employment agency Lady : I have two openings for you. Guy : I know. The lady hangs up."

"People are mad at Mayweather but I think he was just confused. He thought he was supposed to hug his opponent and hit his wife."