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Joke of the Day

"Limbaugh is leaving the US because of Health Care Reform? Well good luck finding a country with indoor plumbing but no socialized medicine!"

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"What's the difference between a joke and 3 cocks? Your mom can't take a joke."
"so apparently there isnt an app for pancreatic cancer. Ironic that something abbreviated PC killed Steve Jobs, does anyone think his funeral will be a flash affair?"
"An unemployed guy gets a call from the lady at the Employment agency Lady : I have two openings for you. Guy : I know. The lady hangs up."
"People are mad at Mayweather but I think he was just confused. He thought he was supposed to hug his opponent and hit his wife."