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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a drunk muslim woman? Stoned."
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"Why do cow wear bells? Why do cow wear bells .......???? Because their don't work :D :P"
"In my opinion guys should only us two fragrances of Old Spice deodorant... Fuji or Timber... but that's just my two scents."
"Whoever got my Steam account for Christmas plz realize those Japanese dress up games are for research only, I don't enjoy them. Plz understa"
"A tourist tried to visit a nudist beach only to discover it was blocked off. He asked the local lisping lifeguard of the beach, ""You open?"" The lifeguard responded, ""Sorry, we're clothed."""
"When God made me he was just showing of"
"So excited to go and watch 'the Evil Dead' next week. Anyone else going to Thatcher's funeral? Bring 'em on! Post em all here."
"Back in the day I was attracted to this chick but never had enough guts to ask her out but after witnessing first hand the drama she creates on Facebook I am glad I dodged that bullet."
"AMA Request: Adolf Hitler"
"What do you call a Mexican on a bike? a dirt bike"