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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a drunk muslim woman? Stoned."
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"I eat the first half of a burrito to get full, I eat the second half to teach myself a lesson"
"Why didn't Edward leave Russia? Cause he was snowden."
"What do a sperm and a lawyer have in common? They each have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being."
"""ooOOOooo"" ""oooOOoo"" ""oooOOoh"" ""OoOOooh"" --spirited debate"
"Why did the gay guy cross the road? I'll let you know when I get to the other side."
"Me: He's starting to stir! Wife: Shhhh. Me: OH MY GOD... Wife: Be quiet. Me: HE'S GOT A KNIFE! Wife: I hate watching cooking shows with you."
"Why don't tortoises wear scarves? They have turtlenecks"
"If you woke up in the woods with your pants at your ankles, a condom in your ass, and no recollection of the last 24 hours, would you tell anyone? Wanna go camping?"
"what is the difference between mosquito and prostitute? One sucks free of cost while the other is paid for sucking"