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Joke of the Day

"Diablo 3 Horrible Choices Made Dear Diary... Today we chose to let our friend Wookie play ET Wizard... Now we all have new necklaces made out of rope."

"What's the one good thing about a pedophile? They drive slow through school zones."

"A black guy, a Mexican, and a Muslim are all working on a roof together. One falls off and dies. Which one? who cares..."

"Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely? He's good at making friends."

"To the people who will be posting 9/11 jokes this month: Please don't do it. Making jokes about 9/11 is just **plane** wrong. ~~dontkillmeforthis~~"

"Your best ""Your pussy's so..."" Your pussy's so wrinkled I mistook it for an antique coin purse."

"What did Snoop Dogg say upon graduation as a EE major? My circuit breaker be trippin and my joint wouldn't solder..."

"My friend said I'm racist. But I'm not racist, I have one black friend."

"[All credit to Ana Kasparian from the TYT Network] So, I heard Kim Kardashian is having Kanye West's baby... At least she let him finish."

"A kid and his dad are playing cards... The kids tells his father ""Dad, I'm bored"" The father then pulls out a box and says ""are you sure you're not card board?"""