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Joke of the Day
"What do they call the Hunger Games in France? Battle Royale with cheese"
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"Did you know that if you laid the entirety of my intestines out in a straight line you'd likely be incarcerated for many years?"
"Why are the police so corrupt? Because criminals keep turning themselves into the police."
"Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One but just *try* to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be thrown away."
"LPT: Don't spend you time posting LPT on reddit. No one on reddit has a life."
"How many fingers does the Dragonborn have? (x-post from r/gaming) Four fingers and a thu'um."
"Swim swim swim breach surface fly through air catch seagull swim nom nom nom swim swim"
"An extremely close friend just confided in me that he likes comic sans. He is no longer my close friend."
"I own the tallest horse in town. When I sit on it, I understand what it's like to be a vegan."
"Ben Franklin ties a key to a kite, and he's a hero. I duct tape a kitten to a stop sign, and I'm an asshole? Really, History?"