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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican without his car? Carlos"
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"What does a gay horse eat? HAAAAAAAAAY"
"New science shows that diarrhea is hereditary. It runs in your jeans."
"I (maybe?) came up with this joke today. What do you call a lost caveman? A meanderthal."
"Botox doesn't make you look young, it makes you look like you think you're old."
"Q: What does it mean if a guy remembers the color of a woman's eyes after a first date? A: She has small tits."
"What stops your hair from falling? The floor"
"I cheated on my taxidermist girlfriend. Now I'm stuffed..."
"Reading a book about anti-gravity... and its impossible to put down"
"What did they call Ebola before the Internet? Bola"