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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Mexican without his car? Carlos"
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"Employer: why do you want this job?....... Employer: why do you want this job? Me: $o I can expand my re$ume and gain experien$e in the job field $$$$$$$"
"I've reached the point in my life where I'm ready for a life partner. But I'd probably be just as content with a cheeseburger."
"What does a clam do on his birthday? He shellabrates!"
"Hello everyone this is your pilot speaking. If u look out the windows on your left youll see some fish. This is the worst Ive ever messed up"
"Dogs that don't bark are the most dangerous of all They're woofless"
"What was a poor Roman citizen's favorite breakfast? Fruity Plebbles."
"I broke up with my girlfriend today Now I need to buy that movie again!"
"""What do you call someone who makes cakes in San Francisco? A BAYYYYker"
"Recently in my town there has been a lot of rain. A local church put this sign on the marquee: ""Tired of the rain?..."" ""... Come find the Son inside!"""