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Joke of the Day
"What is green and smells like pork? Kermit the Frog's finger."
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"A physics student asked her professor to describe what happened right before the Big Bang... ....but the professor couldn't, because there was no time."
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"I used to do drugs... ...I still do, but I used to, too."
"I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they are using All of them yelled ""get the fuck out of my bathroom you fucking perv!"""
"What will they now call a dust-up in the LGBT community (wait for it ... wait for it ) a bruhaha, of course"
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"What's Iraq's favourite sitcom? Men behaving Baghdadly."
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"Did you hear about the clown who had Ebola? His poop tasted funny"